Query letters

Huge success, originally rejected of course!

This is a review of a book with a publishing backstory that should ignite the ashen hope, warm the shivering heart and revive the exhausted ego of any writer mired in the tar pit of publisher rejection. “Homer – The Ninth Life of a Blind Wonder Cat” is the triumphant follow-up to “Homer’s Odyssey”, the much-rejected “cat memoir” book that went on to be published, and saved the lives of thousands of both animals and humans, strengthened people faced with physical and mental challenges, and caused millions to fall in a love that has transformed their lives.

“Homer’s Odyssey”, the original memoir, tells the LIFE story of a tiny black blind cat named Homer. The writer, Gwen Cooper, is one of those personable writers who can involve your heart, mind and soul in a story. And as the woman who adopted Homer and loved him and gave him to the world in her books, she is indeed the one to write his story. In the follow-up, “Homer – The Ninth Life of a Blind Wonder Cat”, just released, she bravely tells the REST of his story – the story of his leaving and the worldwide wonders that resulted. It had to hurt to write it. But it was an important part of Homer’s legacy to the world. So she wrote it. In this second book she also shares the accounts of publisher response to the extraordinary original book, the sneers, jeers and cheers, and the smiles, snarls and yawns – all kindly written and completely true.

Here is my review of Gwen Cooper’s “Homer – The Ninth Life of a Blind Wonder Cat”, followed by where you can buy it and stoke the fires of your determination to publish your own gift to the world:

There has never been a cat like Homer. Thank God he was saved by a writer like Gwen. Between the two of them, he now belongs to everyone, and anyone can fall in love with him, learn courage and love and optimism and happiness and fierce loyalty and bravery and committed passion without ever feeling “talked at” or lectured or even taught. Was it initially welcomed by prospective publishers? Nope. Any aspiring writer will delight in the reasons given for rejecting a book that went out into the world to transform and save the lives of animals and people, translated into languages around the globe. Her first book was “Homer the Blind Wonder Cat.” It told his living story. But… this incredible woman had the courage to tell the story of his leaving and the worldwide impact it made. It’s amazing – the gifts Homer gave (through Gwen) by living and then by leaving. You’ll be changed, not just for the better but for the best. You’ll open – to the good that can come when you’re willing to love and then you’re willing to let go. Is it sometimes sad? It will empty your heart of tears you didn’t know you needed to cry. It is inspiring? You’ll never look at loving and living and leaving in the same way, ever again. Read the rest of the story that changed the world. Told by a writer who loved and loves a cat who was and is more than a cat. He’s everything every human should be and can be.

It won’t be available in stores, but you can find the paperback on Amazon here http://amzn.to/1ONPYN6, and the Kindle edition here http://amzn.to/1RaAmET. Or at www.hihomer.com

Once the proposal is mailed…

I researched and wrote my book proposal during the warm summer months at a table under the pine trees… blue skies, earth-scented breeze, the occasional car/truck ambling down the unpaved road as the driver waved amiably because in Idaho everyone waves at everyone… I wrote. And rewrote. And re-read and revised. I read the agent’s web site in detail, bought and read every book-proposal-preparing book they suggested, bought and read many books pertaining to bookselling so I could add a detailed marketing plan to my wondrous proposal… I worked harder  than I’d ever worked at any writing project in my life, including writing the book itself! I sent it to my eagle-eyed friend to proofread/edit and she made great suggestions and I included all of them. I went through the same process for the cover letter. No document in living memory ever went through so many versions as that cover letter. I chose the clear-cover presentation folder, ever-so-carefully hole-punched all the pages, and inserted them carefully into said folder. I remembered the letter-sized SASE. I drove my book proposal to the post office and placed it in a most-excellent large envelope and… mailed it. That was two weeks ago. It seems like two years.

And in those two weeks, I’ve been trying to get my mind off the ceiling and coax it into focusing on something else. Writers often talk about being afraid to send off proposals, the hardball hit to the stomach when a rejection letter arrives, the endless waiting to hear back. But finding other mental employment in that interim? Geez. I have wrested my heart away from the window and guided my feet away from unnecessary trips to the mail box, and have started polishing a script for a play I’d like to do next year. But it was hard to switch gears!

Finishing a book and sending the proposal are the two most anticlimactic things on God’s earth. They take such commitment and emotional energy, and they both end in… waiting. I realize I want a RESULT! Results are long in coming, and when they arrive, they might not be the ones I want. This is one of those times when “enjoy the journey” truly applies, because after the journey of writing, there is a long empty interim before the destination of publication comes into view. And you know what? I DID enjoy the journey! I’m proud of myself for having completed it (thus far) and I am proud of you – all of you – for doing so as well.

Evidently, being a writer takes more than writing. It takes courage.

The terror of pressing “Send” on your query letter

I follow Weaver Reborn, who is on the scary edge of contacting an agent.  In her recent post, she was so honest in her angst about sending an email query it prompted me to think of many things in my comment. If any of you benefit from her remarks and my responses, good.

WB: “Have I picked at least ONE agent that I want to send my book query to? Yes. Have I sent it out yet? No. Why not? BECAUSE I’M A BLOODY COWARD!”

Oh bollocks. You’re not a coward; you’re nervous. We all feel this way.

WB: “It’s just a few short paragraphs.”

Bollocks again. Your unsent query letter is EVERYthing, the way you’re thinking of it. But it is actually what YOU SAY it is. For example: “It’s my first agent query;” “It’s my first interaction with this agent;” “It’s an excellent chance to get some feedback so I can proceed with more confidence;” “It’s a great way to find out if this is the agent I actually want, or if there’s another who’s better.”

WB: “I’m never going to get anything accomplished if I don’t open up an email and SEND a query.”

Actually, you don’t need an agent or a publisher. You would prefer to have them. And of course you’ll get something accomplished, if you send the email or if you don’t. Nothing can stop you. You can’t do nothing; you can only do the next thing.

WB: “I keep thinking of all the bad. OMG what if I’m not good enough?”

You wouldn’t be trying if you didn’t think you were good enough. Your greatest fear, perhaps, is finding no one who agrees with you. The stories are legion of famous, successful people who were told they weren’t good enough until they either found someone who affirmed that they were, or they did it on their own terms and proved everyone wrong. Quit giving away your power, your self-estimation. And all right, what if you’re not good enough? This is the first step to getting feedback on getting good enough! You’re on a road, on a staircase. You’re not at the edge of an eternal abyss.

WB: “What if I don’t get the publisher I want?”

When you’re published and the book is selling, how much will you care that it wasn’t the publisher you originally wanted?

WB: “What if I can’t make the book marketing thing work?”

The book marketing always works. I know what you mean, reading through all these books on how to excel in the world of social media, go on library tours, find rare market niches. It’s new. It’s overwhelming. If so much didn’t depend on it, if it wasn’t so emotionally charged, how would you approach doing something you can’t do now, but know you can do if you work at it? Apply your wisdom.

WB: “What if I fail dramatically at this?”

When I give something all I’ve got and it still doesn’t work (try for a certain job, for example), I feel good about my work and my effort, and take the cue to go in another direction. It’s actually a good, informative, supportive place to be. As the sages say, within every failure are the keys to the success of the next attempt. A degree in failure has led to some lucrative post-graduate careers. And – what if you succeed dramatically at this? I notice you didn’t ask that question.

WB: “I seriously woke up after having nightmares the other night. I keep fighting with myself.”

Actually, this means you are decided. And your decision is to press “send.” There would be no conflict if your decision was wait (“the book’s not ready yet) or quit (“Let’s just go back to doing this as my own personal thing” … “maybe I really should JUST self-publish…”). There would be wonderful peace, as if you had dodged a bullet. You want to press “send.” So press “send.”

WB: “In the end I’m just on my own with this one.”

Sorry – bollocks again. You have us – an army of fellow soldiers marching beside you, some a little behind you, and some in front. You have your family. You have your book. You couldn’t be LESS alone. In fact, to be alone, you’d have to pour a soft drink over your computer and leave the online world, and announce to your family that you are retiring to a mountain peak in Tibet.

WB: “I’m going to have to find the courage somewhere.”

Let’s substitute “strength” for courage, shall we? It takes strength to stall a creative endeavor in its course, just before it surges over the falls and releases all its energies: You’re doing that. You have TREMENDOUS strength. Invest it all in pushing forward. The stress and nightmares are probably coming from the discomfort of standing still when you’re just dying to move forward. So move. Let yourself move. True, it’s safer in the car wearing the seatbelt, but when you arrive at your destination… staying seat-belted in the car is claustrophobic and frustrating, sitting there restrained and gazing out the windows at all those possibilities. Unclick. Open the door. Go. Whatever happens will be better than staying in the car.

You’re not a coward. A hero is someone who feels afraid and acts anyway. Be our hero. Be your hero. Press send.